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looking for roommate [Aug. 14th, 2007|07:37 pm]
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Hey everybody,

I'm looking for a new roommate at our lovely green house in SE Portland.  if your interested email me at evoldissonance@yahoo.com
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Hello everybody [Aug. 14th, 2007|07:17 pm]
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I haven't been on here in awhile and just wanted to say hello.
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Ultimate lemonade cleanser diet...woohoo [Mar. 27th, 2007|06:50 pm]
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So I haven't been posting much even though I've never had more going on.  I have a week off of school between semesters and going to do the lemonade cleanser diet and keep a log here.

All I can drink is water and a lemonade mixture for 7-10 days

Suggested that you have 6-12 servings a day

1 serving:
1/2 lemon
2 tbsp of Grade B maple syrup
8 oz of water
1/10 a tsp of cayenne pepper, needs to be hotter than 90 btu

Today was my first day, The night before the first day you had a smooth move tea and drank quart of sea salt water(2 tsps and  quart of water) and everything came out of me about 30 minutes later.  Now I'm just drinking the spicy lemonade.
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Open letter to Bush from Satan [Sep. 29th, 2006|12:46 pm]
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The Rev. Obed Juan Vizcaino Najera (Maracaibo) intercedes:

Dear world media editors:

A few days ago, I was shocked at what I consider to be a monumental
offense against the vast work that I have been carrying out for
thousands and thousands of years throughout mankind's history.

I know that I am no gold nugget but to compare me to someone as evil as
Mr. Bush, aka Mr. Danger, is an unfair and disproportionate offense that
I cannot allow to pass.

Only I know and understand how I felt when I heard that extremely
offensive comment about me coming out of President Chavez's mouth before
the General Assembly at the United Nations .

I don't deserve such an insult!

This is why I now come before the nations of the world to let it be
known that I want nothing to do with that ultra-dark and
hyper-diabolical Mr. Bush.

I'm not a friend of the current President of the United States, even
though (unfortunately) we are blood relatives.

I broke up all diplomatic relations with Mr. Bush and recalled my
Ambassador when he attempted to steal the sulfur mines in hell and
threatened to invade and bomb us to kingdom come should we fail to heed
his ominous threats.

I categorically reject any alliance or friendship with the likes of Mr.
George W. Bush. God have mercy on me!!! Just the thought of such an
alliance fills me with dread and makes me shudder.

Therefore, I demand an apology from President Hugo Chavez.

I demand that the United Nations allow me the opportunity to reply and
clarify that it wasn't me who stood at the podium under the appearance
of George W. Bush.

I want to make it absolutely clear that I am highly offended that
President Chavez could confuse my scent with that pestilent odor of war,
death and destruction that emanates from this dark entity known in your
dimension as George W. Bush - a fiend from the deepest, darkest, and
most dismal abyss in the entire Universe.

I implore that the Secretary General of the United Nations call upon
President Chavez to retract his words before the nations of the world. I
am highly offended that President Chavez has dared to compare me to this
most hideous ghoul: George W. Bush.

Lucifer Satan
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Zoobomb fun movement invades Canada [Sep. 21st, 2006|11:03 am]
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This should be one crazy fun bike event.


Video from last year:
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6-6-6 Emo beatdown day!!! [Jun. 6th, 2006|12:34 pm]
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[music |Botch, Slayer, Godflesh, Red Scare]

Seriously if your going to a salon to get your haircut, you are not a punk you are a hipster. Seriously I'm so sick of all the mall punks coming out of the burbs.


This video makes me laugh til my side hurts, and pretty much sums up my feelings on it:
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Gardening at my House [Apr. 22nd, 2006|02:39 pm]
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Come over and get your gardening freak on. I got alot of hard cider to encourage that. I made a yummy pot of soup too.

Finishing the Herp Spiral hopefully. Yayayayayayay

It's beautiful out so lets have some fun.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot "Show Me the Pink" returning from tour show at the Richland....oh hell yeah and it's Free. Oh bring the fun on.
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PSA [Apr. 18th, 2006|07:17 pm]
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[mood |hopefulhopeful]
[music |DNA]

I'm fucking amazing!!!!
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Pharcyde and Arrested Development!!!!!!! [Apr. 9th, 2006|05:16 pm]
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Tre from Pharcyde and Speech from Arrested Development at Berbati's Tonight with Siren's Echo and Dj Chill

Who the fuck is going to this??? My other friends cancelled because they don't know what's good for them.
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Praise dumpstering [Apr. 3rd, 2006|02:26 pm]
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yesterday we got so much good, stuff that I filled up my frig and my friend probably filled his. Thank you Trader Joe's for so heavily packaging your food, even though it's a so much waste on there part. If one tomato has a bad part the whole package of 4 gets tossed.
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